Ty Fаrrеll

Her face is the most beautiful thing on God's green earth,
And her breasts take away the very breath that God gave man.

I wrote these words several years ago after seeing Ty Fаrrеll for the first time. She was the feature dancer at the strip club where I went to find prospective models. I had not expected to find her there.

You see, the day before, as I jostled back and forth in my own personal haze with the other after work passengers on the streetcar home, I'd seen a woman's face coming out of Jilly's, the local strip bar - a face so remarkably, divinely beautiful that it seemed surrounded by its own permanent soft focus - a beauty which separated it from the rest of the world, so much so that the woman who possessed it seemed to move in slow motion. It was the kind of face you see once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

I was so completely surprised that it didn't occur to me until the next day that perhaps this beautiful woman worked at Jilly's and that perhaps she'd be willing to pose for me as others had done. I figured she might be a waitress since she seemed far too good looking to be a dancer. I suppose I didn't dare hope. I never expected her to be the main attraction, and with a body that defies belief!

Unfortunately, when I approached her about posing for me her beauty struck me stupid, and I froze, simply staring at her incredible face for what seemed like minutes, marvelling at how perfect she'd be for a movie I'd written. Finally words stumbled out of my mouth and I got her to promise me two minutes after her show.

But the damage had been done. I'd spooked her. And I never got my two minutes. I painfully watched her pose for nude polaroids after the show, which many dancers then offered their fans, all the time knowing I'd probably never be able to take some really good artful pictures of this beautiful lady.

Since then I've tried to find Ty a couple of times, both by contacting Penthouse magazine, for which she'd posed a few years before, and more recently by emailing an online stripper booking agency called Strippernet which purports to represent her. I heard nothing from either source.

I'm writing this page today because I'm hoping someone out there has seen her show recently or has heard something about her which will help me contact her. I suppose I'll always regret missing my chance to make art with this incredible woman and would be very grateful to anyone who can help make this happen.

Ty, I hope you see this page one day soon, and contact me yourself. But if it never happens, that's okay too. You've inspired me in many ways already, and I thank you for sharing your beauty with me, and with the world.

The drawing above was done before I ever laid eyes on Ty Fаrrеll. It's a woman I envisioned for my movie. But what's really wild is that she looks EXACTLY like this!. Now you can see why I'd like to find this remarkable woman!