"Do you have to go to work today?" she asks, smiling coyly. The tie she bought for you for Valentine's Day is hanging innocently over the chair. It matches her little pink bra and panties, and she waits for you to notice. She toys with the tie, putting it on over her head and pretending to straighten it. She never takes her eyes off yours. Her smile is radiant, and the fringe of ginger hair that grazes the tips of her eyelashes as she pouts at you makes her even more adorable. She knows what it will take to make you stay home today and lies completely nude on the floor waiting patiently for you to figure it out too. You wonder why anyone would ever need Viagra. You've always thought that's what beautiful women are for. And ties too.