Saudi cleric Omar Al-Sweilem recently described the beauty of the virgins who supposedly await any suicide bomber in heaven: "...when she comes to you so tall and with her beautiful face, her black hair and white face - praised be He who created night and day. What hair! What a chest! What a mouth! What cheeks! What a figure! What breasts! What thighs! What legs! What whiteness! What softness!" He told us that if you entered one of the palaces, you would find ten black-eyed virgins sprawled on musk cushions. "When they see you, they will get up and run to you. When they get hold of you, Jamal! Allah Akbar!...one of them would place her mouth on yours. Do whatever you want. Another one would press her cheek against yours, yet another would press her chest against yours, and the others would await their turn. There is no god but Allah." Okay, let's see if we have this straight: admiring beautiful women is evil on earth, but kinky sex with strangers is perfectly okeydokey in heaven? You know, we'll just take the earthly beauty of the one and only Kyla Cole any day. You can't replace beauty with sex, or quality with quantity, or real life with thin air, or virtue with hypocrisy. And with beauty like Kyla's around, why would anyone want to?